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Once Rejected Twice Desired Book PDF Free Download

Once Rejected Twice Desired Book PDF Free Download When Alaia turns 18, she knows that she will eventually find her mate. What she doesn't know is what will happen when she finally does. The betrayal of rejection knocks her down, but she's not meant to be down for long. She is meant for greatness. Follow along as she overcomes to get everything she has ever wanted, but was too afraid to ask. She was Once Rejected, but now Twice Desired. ***Excerpt*** “You will NOT cum yet, understand Little One?” Hearing him say this makes me almost fall over the edge. I can barely form a coherent thought, let alone words. Suddenly, I feel a hard smack on my ass. I gasp at the impact, it’s hurts so damn good. “Answer me, Little One.” He growls in my ear “YES, DADDY! I UNDERSTAND!” I feel m...

Apr192020 by adminNo Comments

Choose Your Own Disaster by Dana Schwartz

Autobiography, Humor, Memoir, Nonfiction, Writing

Choose Your Own Disaster by Dana Schwartz eBook Download A hilarious, quirky, and unflinchingly honest memoir about one young woman's terrible and life-changing decisions while hoping (and sometimes failing) to find herself, in the style of Never Have I Ever and Adulting. Join Dana Schwartz on a journey revisiting all of the terrible decisions she made in her early twenties through the internet's favorite method of self-knowledge: the quiz. Part-memoir, part-VERY long personality test, CHOOSE YOUR OWN DISASTER is a manifesto about the millennial experience and modern feminism and how the easy advice of "you can be anything you want!" is actually pretty fucking difficult when there are so many possible versions of yourself it seems like you could be. Dana has no idea who she is, but...

Apr192020 by adminNo Comments

Two Kingdoms by Kristy Cunning

Adult, Adult Fiction, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, New Adult, Paranormal, Paranormal Romance, Romance, Urban Fantasy

Two Kingdoms by Kristy Cunning eBook Download I'm getting a little tired of completing my goals, only to have the bar raised too substantially for me to transition at a productive pace... I started off as a sad little ghost with an impossible crush on four really hot, Gothic guys with some attitude problems. Now I'm The Apocalypse, they're the Four Horsemen, and Lucifer is my fucked up daddy. Now my additional goals look like this? Goal #9: Make a deal with the Devil without getting cheated, manipulated, or tricked. Goal #10: Make my boys love me and take over the world...okay...so maybe just that first part. That second part sounds like it could take too much ambition, and I just don't have the drive for that. Goal #11: Make cookies. Goal #12: Call dibs on my favorite co...

Apr192020 by Free eBookNo Comments

The Negotiator by Avery Flynn

Contemporary, Humor, Romance

The Negotiator by Avery Flynn eBook Download Wanted: Personal Buffer Often snarly, workaholic executive seeks “buffer” from annoying outside distractions AKA people. Free spirits with personal boundary issues, excessive quirks, or general squeamishness need not apply. Salary negotiable. Confidentiality required. Workaholic billionaire Sawyer Carlyle may have joked he needed a “buffer” from their marriage-obsessed mom, but he didn’t need a waiting room filled with “candidates” to further distract him. (Thanks, bro.) But when a sexy job applicant shooes his mom and the socialite in tow out of his office, Sawyer sees the genius of the plan. And the woman. In fact, Miss Clover Lee might just get the fastest promotion in history, from buffer to fake fiancé… This “free-spirit” migh...

Apr192020 by Free eBookNo Comments

My Italian Bulldozer by Alexander McCall Smith

Contemporary, Cultural, Fiction, Humor, Travel

My Italian Bulldozer by Alexander McCall Smith eBook Download When writer Paul Stewart heads to the idyllic Italian town of Montalcino to finish his already late book, it seems like the perfect escape from stressful city life. Upon landing, however, things quickly take a turn for the worse when he discovers his hired car is nowhere to be found. With no record of any reservation and no other cars available it looks like Paul is stuck at the airport. That is, until an enterprising stranger offers him an unexpected alternative. While there may be no cars available there is something else on offer: a bulldozer. With little choice in the matter, Paul accepts and so begins a series of laugh out loud adventures through the Italian countryside, following in the wake of Paul and his Italian...

Apr192020 by Free eBookNo Comments

Smart Tassl by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Contemporary, Humor, New Adult, Romance, Sports and Games

Smart Tassl by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff eBook Download From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes SMART TASS, a new Romantic Comedy. He’s the hot quarterback all the girls want. She’s the smart girl he loves to pick on. And now that they’re all grown up, things are about to get geekin’ ugly… My name is Tass. I’m smart, I’m driven, and I am determined not to let prankster Hunter Johnson continue raining on my parade. When we were little, he’d pull my hair and call me names. When we were teenagers, he’d throw food and tease me for being a flat-chested virgin. But now that we’ve ended up at the same college, he’s out of his hot head if he thinks he can keep messing with my life. It’s like he’s fixated on me or something. Well, guess what, Mr. Amazefootball? I’m not th...

Apr172020 by Free eBookNo Comments

Rich People Problems by Kevin Kwan

Adult, Adult Fiction, Audiobook, Contemporary, Cultural, Fiction, Humor, Romance, Womens Fiction

Rich People Problems by Kevin Kwan eBook Download When Nicholas Young hears that his grandmother, Su Yi, is on her deathbed, he rushes to be by her bedside--but he's not alone. It seems the entire Shang-Young clan has convened from all corners of the globe, ostensibly to care for their matriarch but truly to stake claim on the massive fortune that Su Yi controls. With each family member secretly fantasizing about getting the keys to Tyersall Park--a trophy estate on 64 prime acres in the heart of Singapore--the place becomes a hotbed of intrigue and Nicholas finds himself blocked from entering the premises. As relatives claw over heirlooms, Astrid Leong is at the center of her own storm, desperately in love with her old sweetheart Charlie Wu, but tormented by his ex-wife--a woma...

Apr172020 by Free eBookNo Comments

Theft by Finding: Diaries 1977-2002 by David Sedaris

Audiobook, Autobiography, Humor, Memoir, Nonfiction

Theft by Finding: Diaries 1977-2002 by David Sedaris eBook Download David Sedaris tells all in a book that is, literally, a lifetime in the making. For forty years, David Sedaris has kept a diary in which he records everything that captures his attention-overheard comments, salacious gossip, soap opera plot twists, secrets confided by total strangers. These observations are the source code for his finest work, and through them he has honed his cunning, surprising sentences. Now, Sedaris shares his private writings with the world. Theft by Finding, the first of two volumes, is the story of how a drug-abusing dropout with a weakness for the International House of Pancakes and a chronic inability to hold down a real job became one of the funniest people on the planet. Written wi...

Apr172020 by Free eBookNo Comments

We Are Never Meeting In Real Life by Samantha Irby

Autobiography, Humor, Memoir, Nonfiction, Writing

We Are Never Meeting In Real Life by Samantha Irby eBook Download Sometimes you just have to laugh, even when life is a dumpster fire. With We Are Never Meeting in Real Life., "bitches gotta eat" blogger and comedian Samantha Irby turns the serio-comic essay into an art form. Whether talking about how her difficult childhood has led to a problem in making "adult" budgets, explaining why she should be the new Bachelorette--she's "35-ish, but could easily pass for 60-something"--detailing a disastrous pilgrimage-slash-romantic-vacation to Nashville to scatter her estranged father's ashes, sharing awkward sexual encounters, or dispensing advice on how to navigate friendships with former drinking buddies who are now suburban moms--hang in there for the Costco loot--she's as deft at poking...

Apr172020 by Free eBookNo Comments

Al Franken, Giant of the Senate by Al Franken

Audiobook, Autobiography, Biography, Humor, Memoir, Nonfiction, Politics

Al Franken, Giant of the Senate by Al Franken eBook Download From Senator Al Franken - #1 bestselling author and beloved SNL alum - comes the story of an award-winning comedian who decided to run for office and then discovered why award-winning comedians tend not to do that.This is a book about an unlikely campaign that had an even more improbable ending: the closest outcome in history and an unprecedented eight-month recount saga, which is pretty funny in retrospect. It's a book about what happens when the nation's foremost progressive satirist gets a chance to serve in the United States Senate and, defying the low expectations of the pundit class, actually turns out to be good at it. It's a book about our deeply polarized, frequently depressing, occasionally inspiring political cu...