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Oct92018 by Free eBookNo Comments
I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool

I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool

Humor, Nonfiction, Writing
I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool eBook Download The bestselling and “perennially hilarious” mother-daughter team is back with a new collection of stories from their real lives, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Join Lisa and Francesca as they regret drunk-shopping online, try smell-dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men - a Guyatus. They offer a fresh and funny take on the triumphs and facepalm moments of modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you’re always your own best lifeguard
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Sep202018 by Free eBookNo Comments
Amanda Wakes Up by Alisyn Camerota

Amanda Wakes Up by Alisyn Camerota

Audiobook, Contemporary, Fiction, Humor, Womens Fiction
Amanda Wakes Up by Alisyn Camerota eBook Download The Devil Wears Prada meets Primary Colors in this wickedly funny debut novel about a bootstrapping young reporter who lands a plum job at a big-time cable news station and finds her ambitions and her love life turned upside down. When Amanda Gallo, fresh from the backwater of local TV, lands the job of her dreams at FAIR News—the coveted morning anchor slot—she’s finally made it: a six-figure salary, wardrobe allowance, plenty of on-air face time, and a chance to realize her dreams, not to mention buy herself lunch. Amanda Wakes Uptakes off as Amanda feels for the first time that she can make her mom and her best friend proud and think about an actual future with her boyfriend, Charlie. But she finds her journalistic ideals shredde
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Sep202018 by Free eBookNo Comments
Sting-Ray Afternoons by Steve Rushin

Sting-Ray Afternoons by Steve Rushin

Autobiography, Biography, History, Humor, Memoir, Nonfiction
Sting-Ray Afternoons by Steve Rushin eBook Download ONE OF AMAZON'S BEST BOOKS OF 2017 A wild and bittersweet memoir of a classic '70s childhood It's a story of the 1970s. Of a road trip in a wood-paneled station wagon, with the kids in the way-back, singing along to the Steve Miller Band. Brothers waking up early on Saturday mornings for five consecutive hours of cartoons and advertising jingles that they'll be humming all day. A father-one of 3M's greatest and last eight-track-salesman fathers-traveling across the country on the brand-new Boeing 747, providing for his family but wanting nothing more than to get home. It's Steve Rushin's story: of growing up within a '70s landscape populated with Bic pens, Mr. Clean and Scrubbing Bubbles, lightsabers and those oh-so-coveted Sch
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Sep162018 by Free eBookNo Comments
Gork, the Teenage Dragonby Gabe Hudson

Gork, the Teenage Dragonby Gabe Hudson

Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Science Fiction, Young Adult
Gork, the Teenage Dragonby Gabe Hudson eBook Download Gork isn't like the other dragons at WarWings Military Academy. He has a gigantic heart, two-inch horns, and an occasional problem with fainting. His nickname is Weak Sauce and his Will to Power ranking is Snacklicious--the lowest in his class. But Gork is determined not to let any of this hold him back as he embarks on the most important mission of his life: tonight, on the eve of his high school graduation, he must ask a female dragon to be his queen. If she says yes, they'll go off to conquer a foreign planet together. If she says no, Gork becomes a slave. Vying with Jocks, Nerds, Mutants, and Multi-Dimensioners to find his mate, Gork encounters an unforgettable cast of friends and foes, including Dr. Terrible, the mad scient...
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Aug152018 by Free eBookNo Comments
Class Mom by Laurie Gelman

Class Mom by Laurie Gelman

Adult, Contemporary, Fiction, Humor, Womens Fiction
Class Mom by Laurie Gelman eBook Download Jen Dixon is not your typical Kansas City kindergarten class mom--or mom in general. Jen already has two college-age daughters by two different (probably) musicians, and it's her second time around the class mom block with five-year-old Max--this time with a husband and father by her side. Though her best friend and PTA President sees her as the-wisest-candidate for the job (or oldest), not all of the other parents agree. From recording parents' response times to her emails about helping in the classroom, to requesting contributions of-special-brownies for curriculum night, not all of Jen's methods win approval from the other moms. Throw in an old flame from Jen's past, a hyper-sensitive -allergy mom,-a surprisingly sexy kindergarten teache...
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Aug132018 by Free eBookNo Comments
Reincarnation Blues by Michael Poore

Reincarnation Blues by Michael Poore

Adult, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Science Fiction
Reincarnation Blues by Michael Poore eBook Download A magically inspiring tale of a man who is reincarnated through many lifetimes so that he can be with his one true love: Death herself. What if you could live forever—but without your one true love? Reincarnation Blues is the story of a man who has been reincarnated nearly 10,000 times, in search of the secret to immortality so that he can be with his beloved, the incarnation of Death. Neil Gaiman meets Kurt Vonnegut in this darkly whimsical, hilariously profound, and wildly imaginative comedy of the secrets of life and love. Transporting us from ancient India to outer space to Renaissance Italy to the present day, is a journey through time, space, and the human heart.
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Jul312018 by adminNo Comments
You’re on an Airplane by Parker Posey

You’re on an Airplane by Parker Posey

Autobiography, Biography, Humor, Memoir, Nonfiction
You're on an Airplane by Parker Posey eBook Download From the "Queen of the Indies" and star of Christopher Guest's Waiting for Guffman and Best in Show, Woody Allen's Cafe Societyand Irrational Man--and cult classics including Party Girl and Dazed and Confused--comes an irreverent, hilarious, and enchanting memoir full of personal stories, whimsical how-tos, recipes, and eccentric illustrations. It's hard not to love Parker Posey. A singularly gifted actress with a wickedly funny personality that belies her movie star status, her cross-generational fame stems from starring roles in such unforgettable movies as Dazed and Confused, Party Girl, and You've Got Mail, and her recurring roles in Christopher Guest's mockumentaries, including his most recent, Mascots, on Netflix. With r
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Jul312018 by adminNo Comments
The Billionaire’s Wake-up-call Girl by Annika Martin

The Billionaire’s Wake-up-call Girl by Annika Martin

Contemporary, Humor, Romance
The Billionaire’s Wake-up-call Girl by Annika Martin eBook Download When my manager assigns me the task of finding a new wake up call service for our CEO, I think, how hard can this be? Answer: practically impossible. It turns out that no wake-up call company in the world will take him on as a client. They’ve all had enough of his surly personality. So in an effort not to lose my job, I secretly start making the calls myself, every day at 4:30 am sharp. OMG yes you read that right—four freaking thirty in the morning. Confession: I’m not the nicest wake-up-call girl at that hour. Hello! Who wakes up before the roosters are even crowing? Luckily he doesn’t seem to mind my get-your-ass-out-of-bed attitude. Day by day we’re becoming closer, and the calls start turning hot, lik
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Jul312018 by adminNo Comments
Not So Normal Norbert by James Patterson

Not So Normal Norbert by James Patterson

Childrens, Humor, Science Fiction
Not So Normal Norbert by James Patterson eBook Download Norbert Riddle lives in the United State of Earth, where normal means following the rules, never standing out, and being exactly the same as everyone else, down to the plain gray jumpsuits he wears everyday. He's been normal his whole life--until a moment of temporary hilarity when he does a funny impression of their dictator, Loving Leader...and gets caught! Now, Norbert's been arrested and banished to planet Zorquat 3 in the Orion Nebula, where kids who defy the rules roam free in the Astronuts camp. Norbert has been taught his whole life that different is wrong, but everyone at Astronuts is crazy, creative, and insane! Norbert wants nothing more than to go back to earth where things are awful but at least they're familiar. B...
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Jul312018 by adminNo Comments
I See Life Through Rosé-Colored Glasses

I See Life Through Rosé-Colored Glasses

Humor, Nonfiction, Writing
I See Life Through Rosé-Colored Glasses eBook Download In I See Life Through Rosé Colored-Glasses, the bestselling mother/daughter pair is back with another hilarious and heartfelt collection of essays about the possibilities and pitfalls of everyday life. Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella’s delightful essays are sure to strike a chord with every woman. Their nine book series is among the best reviewed humor books published today, and has been compared to the late greats Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron.
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